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Purpose
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This is a fic journal.

The idea behind it is to have a place to collect things posted "anonymously" elsewhere, in case someone shuts down a kink meme during a drunken power trip or something. (I only go on power trips while sober, so no need to worry about that here.)

IP logging is off, anonymous comments are enabled. Comments are welcome, constructive criticism very welcome.

[Final Fantasy IV] "Arrows" - Rydia/Rosa
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Summary: When Rydia asked Rosa for archery lessons, she did not anticipate some of the problems she would have. And Rosa's solution may not be an improvement.
Length: 1300 words
Rating: Pg13-ish?
Notes: Written for Porn Battle. Also some kind of attempt at digging myself out of a slump. Success level: it took an entire week, most of which was spent researching archery. Better than taking an arrow to the knee, I guess.


"This isn't going well at all," Rydia griped, and allowed the bow to slip from her aching fingers onto the grass below.Collapse )

Love on six wheels
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Summary: The Mako: An implausibly bouncy tank, and the love of Shepard's life. Something like that, anyway.
Length: 400 words
Rating: G
Notes: I've been doing Makofic every time I've seen a drabble thread. (Well, the first one was technically a "write three sentences about your OTP" one, and I actually wrote three paragraphs, but... it's still 100 words.)


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[Fate/Zero] "Only One Spear" - Saber/Lancer
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Summary: The prompt for this was Saber and Lancer take time off to have a sparring match. Flirting ensues, and Saber winds up straddling Lancer. Not the type to waste such a golden opportunity (seeing as Saber likes him of her own volition), Lancer suggests they take their competition to the bedroom. Whoever makes the other come first wins.
Length: 3200 words
Rating: M
Notes: There is no such thing as "too many spear jokes" in porn with a guy called "Lancer" involved.

I wanted the prose to have a kind of FS/N feel to it, but even though I'm re-reading the damn thing right now I can't really say how successful I've been. Same, sadly, goes for the voices of the characters. I actually rewatched their duels in Zero for this, but... Oh well.


"Your form is as formidable as ever, Saber."Collapse )

[Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones] "Inappropriate" - Eirika, Ephraim
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Summary: It may not be appropriate for the princess to join her brother in the bath, but Eirika is not about to let that stop her.
Length: 500 words
Rating: G
Notes: "Write three sentences about a rare pair", they said. "I might be able to manage three paragraphs," I thought. I thought wrong. It's not necessarily a "pair" either, though you could read it that way.


Inappropriate. Scandalous. Shameful. Eirika was well aware of the words that would be spoken, were anyone to find out.Collapse )

[Persona 3, Persona 4] "Nothing At All" - Souji/Yukari
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Summary: For a brief moment, Souji meets a girl who tastes like the wind and Yukari embraces another fool.
Length: 567 words
Rating: M
Notes: Old fill from the original Persona 4 kink meme. As usual, worth noting that this was requested and written long before Atlus started actually introducing these characters to each other. Also, pretty sure this was the very first thing I posted at the bathhouse, back in April 2009.


He's intrigued when she tells him he tastes familiar; even more when his question is cut short by having her panties stuffed in his mouth and being told to shut up.Collapse )

[Persona 4] "Don't Push Your Luck" - Yosuke, Yukiko
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Summary: The prompt for this was Yosuke/Lying Hablerie ...bonus points if he gets caught, and tries to explain just WHAT he was doing alone, in the castle, with the giant tongue.
Length: 254 words
Rating: M
Notes: Old fill from the original Persona 4 kink meme.


It was kind of hard to explain what he was doing with his pants around his ankles and a small ball-shaped shadow pressed against his crotch.Collapse )

[Persona 4] "Fire without, fire within" - Dojima
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Summary: Detective Dojima has the house to himself and takes a moment to relax in the bath.
Length: 679 words
Rating: M
Notes: Old fill from the original Persona 4 kink meme.


The house was dark, empty and silent when he returned from work.Collapse )

[Persona 4] "Age of Information" - Souji/Rise
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Summary: The prompt for this was all i humbly ask for is more cunnilingus.
Length: 364 words
Rating: M
Notes: Old fill from the original Persona 4 kink meme.


Common myth marks sex between virgins an awkward, clumsy affair, but there is no excuse for ignorance in the age of information.Collapse )

[Persona 4] "Quarter Circle Forward" - Kanji/Naoto
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Summary: Naoto kicks Kanji's ass at Street Fighter. After seeing his poor performance at video games, she decides to give him some help with his joystick.
Length: 5500 words
Rating: M
Notes: Old fill from the original Persona 4 kink meme. The prompt was for a fight over Street Fighter leading to smut.


Memorization of useless facts had never been one of Kanji's favourite activities.Collapse )

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